So
today is Tuesday and I thought we could all use a laugh.
This
is some of the best stuff I could find (in a pinch). For the sake of my ego, a
least muster a chuckle or two!
Here goes...
When
I get old, I’m not going to sit around knitting. I’m going to be clicking my
LIFE ALERT BUTTON to see how many HOT firefighters show up.
Never
sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing. Dancing leads to slipping.
Slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked, so remember DON’T
SING!
Never
get married while in college. It’s hard to get a good job when your prospective
employer finds out you’ve already made one huge mistake.
The
average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can
see better than he can think.
If
there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
God
created the world. Everything else was made in China.
I
don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
A day
without sunshine is like…night!
If at
first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.
If
ignorance is bliss, then tourists are always in a state of euphoria.
Eat
right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
Do
not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experience.
Last
but not least…
What
do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick
Hope
these made you smile because a day without smiling is a day wasted.
Happy
Tuesday!!!
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